1. Were you named after anyone?
Yes-John Wayne
2.Are you a morning person or a night person?
Both
3. Do you have any siblings?
2 Brothers and one sister
4. What's your favorite song of all time?
Color My World
5. Do you believe in extraterrestrials or life on other planets? And did something happen to make you belive?
No.
6. Any tattoos or piercings?
No
7. What's your favorite thing to do on a Saturday night?
Eating out.
8. Who would win in a fight: Ninjas or Pirates?
Pirates
9. If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
X-Ray vision
10. Have any hidden talents? What are they?
I can read minds
11.Who is cooler Harry Potter or Peter Pan?
Peter Pan
12. What is your favorite lunchmeat?
None
13.Do you have any children?
2 Boys: Jason and Kevin
14. Do they like you?
Hope so
15. If you were the oppostie sex, would you date you?
Couldn't do any better!
16.Do you still have all your body parts; ie: tonsils, appendix, fingers?
Yes
17. What was the last thing you ate?
A Mallory Lents's Apple bar (available at Hometown Insurance in Creston)
18. Name one pet peeve.
People who call late at night
19. What is the best vacation you have ever had?
Trip to Reno
20. If you were in a fist fight, what is the first punch you would throw?
To the gut
21. If you were turned into a dog, would you eat dog food or beg for scraps?
Beg for scraps
22. If you were turned into a cat, would you poo in a litter box or would you go outside?
Outside
23. What is the funniest prank you have ever had played on you?
A message on my phone wanting to do an ad for a free de-lousing with every cervical exam (that was me!! Melinda)
24. do you ever wish you were born the opposite sex?
No.
25. How many jobs have you had in the past 10 years?
2
26. Do you have any pets? (Spouses and children do not count) What are they?
Cows
  
27. If you had to eat a crayon, what color would it be?
I wouldn't
28. Have you ever met anyone famous? Who?
Yes. Walt Garrison, Randy Owens.
29. Did you graduate? Where?
Bridgewater-Fontanelle High School and ISU
30. Pick one:
A. Webbed Feet
B. Have 3 extra fingers
C. Have elf ears
Wayne chooses: B
31. Pick one:
Would you rather:
A Walk through vomit barefoot for 2 city blocks
B. Walk through dog poo barefoot for 2 city blocks
C. Jump of the Raccoon River Bridge at flood stage
Wayne chooses: B.
32. Would you rather be famous for:
A. Getting drunk and running out onto the field of a MLB game in your underwear, charging the mound because the pitcher looks like "this jerk you know."
B. Being on a bus that was hijacked by pirates, and made to do bizarre things like wear a patch on your eye and swab the deck me-hardies, over the course of 2 days.
Wayne chooses B.
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